and you think you're having a bad day?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 10-Aug-2009 13:52:13

If you thought you were having a bad day, read this:

In Romania, a woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea while she gave him oral sex. In the heat of the passion he lost his
grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan. Both
only admitted how they received their injuries after “intense questioning” by hospital doctors in Carioca Romania. The man needed treatment to his willy
while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

Hope you feel better now about your day.

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 10-Aug-2009 17:30:54

That's only slightly amusing. That's really an awful situation. I guess practicing safe sex excludes sex in the kitchen.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 10-Aug-2009 21:14:04

<lol> so, that's what they mean by safe sex? Never knew that.

Bob

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2009 13:15:39

agree with post two. Ouch ...

Post 5 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 12-Aug-2009 16:56:16

ow!

Post 6 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 15-Aug-2009 19:09:09

Hot! Just Hot!

Post 7 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 16-Aug-2009 2:00:20

Not that funny. Kinda dumb, actually.